Roadkill Cafe

Cafe

Entrees​

Center Line Bovine

 $4.95

The Chicken

 $3.95

Flat Cat

 $2.95

Thumper-on-the-Bumper

 $3.95

Taste of the Wild Side Still in the Hide​

Chunk of Skunk

 $1.95

Smidgen Pigeon

 $1.95

Road Toad

 $1.65

Snake 'N' Bake Snake

 $2.25

Swirl Squirrel

 $1.55

Rigor Mortis Tortoise

 $6.75

You'll Eat Like a Hog When You Taste Our Dog​

Slab of Lab

 $2.95

Pit Bull Pot Pie

 $1.95

Cocker Cutlets

 $3.95

Shar-Pei Fillet

 $5.95

Snippet of Whippet

 $4.50

Collie Hit by a Trolley

 $3.95

German Shepherd Pie

 $3.95

Round of Hound

 $4.25

Late Night Delight​

Served fresh each night after dark

Rack of Raccoon

 $3.95

Smear of Deer

 $4.95

Awesome Possum

 $1.95

Cheap Sheep

 $0.43

Side Orders​

Bowl of Mole

 $0.38

Splat of Cat

 $0.45

Square of Hare

 $0.68

Link of Mink

 $1.07

Spoon of Coon

 $0.32

Gizzard of Lizard

 $0.98

Platter of Bladder

 $0.48

Squish of Fish

 $0.13

Pinch of Finch

 $1.37

Broth of Moth

 $0.17

Fork of Stork

 $0.21

Hurled of Squirrel

 $0.96

Chin of Hen

 $0.13

Some State Menu Items​ - Illinois

Pavement Possum

Served on a bun, this beast is awesome.
 $9.95

Some State Menu Items​ - Missouri

Show Me" Shitzu

A hairy little treat w/ fuzzy little feet.
 $7.75

Some State Menu Items​ - Kansas

Curbside Kitty

A little bitty, bite size kitty.
 $10.50

Some State Menu Items​ - Oklahoma

Airbrake Owl

 $7.75

Some State Menu Items​ - Texas

2 - Step Terrier

Step 1, we hit, step 2, you eat it
 $8.50

Some State Menu Items​ - New Mexico

Chihuahua Chili

A southwest delight that shivers when it bites
 $7.95

Some State Menu Items​ - Arizona

Grand Canyon" Cougar

A big mountain cat, that you'll eat till you're fat.
 $10.50

Some State Menu Items​ - California

Cream - O - Kitty

 $9.95

From the Bar, Your Drink Is Our Delight​

All ingredients are sucked right up from your favorite highway to you

Crank Case Slip

Blended w/ road oil & squirrel, poured over ice or straight up
 $1.59

Radiator Green

A blend of prestone & zerex w/ a dash of scorpion venom over crushed ice.
 $1.69

Transmission Grind

The finest ground fan belt rubber, a dash of squished turtle juice, blended w/ the finniest blended w/ the finniest straight up.
 $1.79

The Bucket Delight

We prairie everything that is left over from the night before, w/ just a touch of gravel mixed in! Poured over a 1 gallon bucket of ice. You finnish this & it is on the house
 $3.95

Green Spin for the Kids

Only the best fogs in the blender will do here! Mixed w/ a few road toads to give it that great taste! Served over ice, 18oz. Class
 $0.69

Deerly Departed​

No-Luck Buck

Just can't duck a truck.
 $4.95

Big Bagged Stag

Don't gag on your stag.
 $5.95

Too-Slow Doe

Had one lane to go
 $4.95

Long Gone Fawn

Found dead on your lawn
 $3.50

No Fear Deer

Just had a bad year
 $6.75

Roadside Remnants

Deathers & leathers stand back in hot weather
 $0.15

Rodeo Rejects​

Buckaroo Quarter Horse

With fried onions, of course
 $3.55

7 - Course Swayback Horse

1 big steamin' plate w/ a 6 pack.
 $6.95

Beer Basted Steer

Hit from the rear
 $3.60

Horse Hocks

The other red meat
 $4.95

Weakly Special​

Mangled Mule Cruel

You'll drool like a fool.
 $2.80

Off - Road Delights​

High Speed Special

What's that, a cat
 $2.95

Bad-Brake Steaks

Some​ possum, some snakes
 $1.95

One-Eyed Dog

Hit in the fog - found on a log
 $3.25

Off the Roof Hoof

Tried jumping but goofed.
 $1.85

Gunk of Skunk

Sun-ripened​ & shrunk.
 $4.25

Varmint Vittles

Guts galore, you'll want more.
 $1.95

It's a Kitty

What a pity -- looks real bad & kind a sh..er, um...flat
 $2.70

Highway Hash

Starts w/ a crash.
 $1.25

Caddie "Grilled" Patty

Some poor little critter just went kersplatty.
 $1.50

Summer Time Treats It's Some Kinda Meat​

Meal - in - a - bag don't gag on yer nag our cookin's so good, we just had to bag 2.75

Sidewinder Stew

Bronco buster then dusted w/ musted
 $4.55

Last - Year's Steer

It tastes a mite queer, dried in the hide, not boiled or fried
 $3.80